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I put on some sweet shades and frolicked.
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Like Tom Cruise, only better, because it’s me.
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I put on some sweet shades and frolicked.
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Like Tom Cruise, only better, because it’s me.
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My hair became sapient and angry.
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This wouldn’t happen if I didn’t just leave machetes lying around all over the place.
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It didn’t take very long for things to get weird.
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I really should close that gate to the nightmare dimension…
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I drewed my doodle!
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Yup, I sit on a balance ball like a hippy.
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I ated a pop-tart.
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Laurel Green: best at nutrition
Why is the pop-tart giant? Why is your face?
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I showered!
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Those aren’t really suds. My hair just turns light blue when it gets wet.