
Most people have their splork removed at a young age, as it is a vestigial organ.
Most people have their splork removed at a young age, as it is a vestigial organ.
It has all the powers of a spader.
Oh sure, the life of a birb boy seems pretty sweet, buy he’s going to end up as pate on a Frenchman’s plate any day now.
Kerr’s Molasses Kisses are the worst Halloween candy. Why are they even called “kisses”? They look like turds.
Hmmmm… People don’t melt so much as they burst into flame.
Isn’t there a movie about a blob? Or several?