It wants to eat you.
TWO YEARS
Well, that’s it. I’ve made a stupid doodles every single day for two years. TWO YEARS. TWO FUCKING YEARS. Why the fuck did I do this to myself? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Macarena Fever Dream
Somebody made me watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, so this creature lives inside my brain now.
Benji The Destroyer
Benji is an arse.
I Found a Weird Thing in My Soup
I’m going to write a strongly worded letter to the Campbell Soup Company.
Parpy Longstalking
Oh, Parpy Longstalking, I wonder what zany adventures you’ll get yourself into next?