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I put on the insanity hat.
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Jokes on you, insanity hat, I was wicked crazy ages before I ever put you on.
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I put on the insanity hat.
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Jokes on you, insanity hat, I was wicked crazy ages before I ever put you on.
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I melted into a pile of goo.
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I blame all the junk food that I eat.
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I was partially eaten by a shark!
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My hair became sapient and angry.
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This wouldn’t happen if I didn’t just leave machetes lying around all over the place.
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It didn’t take very long for things to get weird.
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I really should close that gate to the nightmare dimension…
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I grew a beard.
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My face was cold.