Brian has a laser for an eye. Maybe he’ll have adventures and maybe he won’t. Life is complicated when you have a laser for an eye.
Guy in a Hot Tub
I want a hot tub.
Put Boot on Head
Where did he put the other boot?
Big-Headed Jim
You’d think that with a head like that that he’d be pretty smart, but when he shakes his head, there’s an audible sloshing noise.
This isn’t Funny
I’m bleeding internally, IN MY BRAIN.
At least it distracts from this lilac v-neck that I’m wearing.
Poofy Pants McGoo
This guy is so dapper dandy.