This is the type of critter that goes to every one of its city’s meat festivals.
Wobble Thingy Head
Eye Scrambler
It was once just like you or I, but it scrambled for so long and so hard that it scrambled its own genetics.
Spotty Cyclops
The spots are a disease. You must run.
Horned Fridge
Some people say that this creature have a body like a fridge.
That’s not a very nice thing to say.
Poiky Eye Dealies
It gets all of the radio waves in its head.
Fuzzy Grumple
Grumple has hemorrhoids. Being the grumple is suffering.