When I was a kid, we would hook the Mr. Potato Head moustache into our noses. We had no concept of sanitary practice.
The False Moustache Came to Life!
The Whiskers of Bluebort
Its whiskers let it know whether a hole is too small for it to fit into.
AH! PIE! – Escape Velocity
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Moustache: The Pabst Homeworld needs me!
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It’s covered in flannel.
AH! PIE! – Grumpy #1
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Rock: I’m a rock with a moustache! Ins’t that zany? Lots of interesting things happen in this field.
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I hate this rock and everything it stands for.
AH! PIE! – Gaggle
Nature is amazing.
AH! PIE! – Mirage
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Cactus: I have a fleshy trunk for storing Pabst.
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Is this the same cactus we always see, or is this a new guy?