
If you stretched this critter’s neck all the way around the world, it would die.
If you stretched this critter’s neck all the way around the world, it would die.
They crossed a human with an ostrich. What are they going to do next? Cross a butt with another butt?
Don’t dross this critter, unless you’re looking for a derp party.
This is the animal that evolved in New Jersey.
You must walk a derple dog every 30 minutes so that it can expel its derps.
With a neck like that, a person could to a lot of things. A. Lot. Of. Things.