Tails are sometimes good, but usually they aren’t, though.
Why Do I Have a Tail?
Dork of the Southern Woods
They only travel into town to acquire new satchels for to gather shrooms.
Schlub
Schlepping around the town.
Gormless Gord
Can’t tell his arse from a carp.
Bubblegum Attire
Sometimes fashion is sticky.
Leggy Loo
They don’t make pants long enough, so Loo doesn’t wear any.