It is the most amazing tail EVER!
Purple-Haired Gertie
Gertie is just a nickname. Her real name is Gertram.
Blurp
All those legs are for walking through space and time.
Dranksgiving
This counts as a pun, right?
Bending Over Backwards for You
The thousand-yard stare of the disenfranchised contortionist…
Purple Critter
The poor thing has no arms.