The High Bobtart only has a title because he’s the king’s cousin.
The Grand Gorpinator
The Grand Gorpinator is the overseer of all the gorpination in the civilized parts of the galaxy.
Frolicking Princess
Heh, she’s happy now, but just wait until she’s forced into a political marriage to a man 30 years her senor.
Queen Tromblor
Her planet is made of candy.
Pretty Princess Clown Vampire
She’s the ruler of a very strange kingdom.
The High Spacetron
The High Spacetron is above all this beauty pageant hooie.