This thing probably has near-constant neck pain.
Give Me a Wide Berth
All the Eyes
Whatever, bro, you may say that you can see all, but you can’t see inside my heart.
Hugs are Precious
Be careful with your hugs. You never know which one will be your last… or which one will last forever.
Fat Eye Bob
Bob is such a boring name.
Macarena Fever Dream
Somebody made me watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, so this creature lives inside my brain now.
Clowns are Scary
Why do clowns exist? Some needs to make them stop existing.