That hairdo must cause it a large amount of neck pain.
Walking Eyesore
It hurts me to look at it.
Macarena Fever Dream
Somebody made me watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, so this creature lives inside my brain now.
You Shouldn’t Wear Horizontal Stripes
You look like a disco jailbird.
Three Heads McGee
Really? A brown belt with black shoes?
Torrance Toorgrab
Torrance is a butthole.