It can fart on its own eyes.
Derp Horse
This horse wants your soul.
Johnny Eye-Eye
His dad’s last name was Eye and his mom’s last name was Eye. That’s why Johnny has a hyphenated name.
Blargh Blort
GRAGH!
Right Angles in all the Right Places
Check this thinger with a square.
The Three Faces of Bob
All of Bob’s faces are basically the same.