I have a summer cold and I hate you.
The Wumblebutt
It wants to eat you.
TWO YEARS
Well, that’s it. I’ve made a stupid doodles every single day for two years. TWO YEARS. TWO FUCKING YEARS. Why the fuck did I do this to myself? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Drugged Deer
It’s not Rudolf. It’s just been doing cocaine all day.
I Stacked Rectangles on My Head
This will fix my posture.
The Pit in My Stomach
I keep my car keys in there.