It destroys things because its parents named it Cronut.
Cronut the Destroyer
Too Much Radiation
It’s mother shouldn’t have eaten so much plutonium when she was pregnant with it.
Duster Mite
This is one of the microscopic mites that lives on the tip of your nose and keeps it free of dust. Really. Go check your nose and see that it is dust-free. I’ll wait.
Double Duodenary Doodle Day 2015 #05 – Octopoop
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It didn’t take very long for things to get weird.
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I really should close that gate to the nightmare dimension…
Crazy Maniac
It wants to eat your organs.
Angry Sea-Dwelling Bort
IT’S GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN!