Another train has derailed. This time it was in Alberta.
Yes, this is what I think a train looks like.
Jeez, Trains, Get it Together!
Carrie
I’ve never actually seen or read any version of Carrie. It’s about a spooky blood ghost that terrorizes sexy teenagers, right?
Kim Kardashian
I’m asshamed of myself.
Christmas is Trending on Twitter
It’s not even Halloween yet and already people are talking about Christmas.
You know, I hear tell that Wal-Mart, Target, K-mart, et al. have been conspiring together to make “Christmas in July” a real holiday. If it comes to pass, it will surely be a dark day for the world.
18-Foot Oarfish
So a bunch of people are freaking out because an 18-foot-long oarfish was found off the coast California, but it turns out that they can get much, much longer than that, so whatever.
Dranksgiving
This counts as a pun, right?