Don’t mess with Genjo.
Nuts to Your Oscars
Seriously, haven’t you heard? There’s no such thing as a movie star anymore.
Jellyfish with a Gun
If you ever see a jellyfish at the beach, don’t touch it! Jellyfish can be very, very dangerous.
May The Farts Be With You
I can finally make the official announcement, I’m going to be starring in the new Star Wars film!
This isn’t Funny
I’m bleeding internally, IN MY BRAIN.
At least it distracts from this lilac v-neck that I’m wearing.
Fuck The Police
Don’t ask.