
I ate too many cacti.
I ate too many cacti.
Ugg.
I don’t know why I decided that the wings should be flesh coloured.
Most people have their splork removed at a young age, as it is a vestigial organ.
It has all the powers of a spader.
Oh sure, the life of a birb boy seems pretty sweet, buy he’s going to end up as pate on a Frenchman’s plate any day now.